My Friends

Known for her dressing style (how d'ya think she got the name?), listening ear and HUUUGGGEE dinners, complete with cries of "Help! She's spudding me to death!", and "Dr Livingstone I presume" (upon encountering the bottom of your plate). I swear this woman must have a degree in food-ology! Am I complaining though? I don't think so! This lady, despite all my best efforts managed a (un?)healthy average of breaking my nose once a month for the first two months I was living with her...... : ) note.... (as of 29/10/98 this has now been taken to a record 3 (yes THREE) breakings!!!)

This is the guy who saw me hit a wall, break a bone in my hand and have to have it put in a cast. A few months after taking me aside, giving me a talking to and giving me the advice that walls hurt you when you hit them, he ends up doing the same and HIS hand is then cast! Nice one, huh? One of the nicest, most peaceful guys I know....(despite weilding the proverbial HUGE great sword!)(finding this humorous yet?) Also well known for his un-ending love of Emma his (almost) sane other half...

[Ben]

An old housemate of mine who once defined his reason for existance as .... I am here to prove that you're not an alcoholic, and you're not a junkie, THIS is substance abuse...... This man also managed to sleep his way through an entire Paradise Lost gig - no mean feat! Ben is now happily seeing a lass by the name of Katy, (AKA Schoolgoth to those in the know) and VERY happy with it!! (awww bless...).

ROB

Know to others as Rooby, one of the guys I have known for a few years now, he is just as insane as me, and a bit of a piss-head with it! This is also the guy responsible for giving me the nickname of "Spoony", so if ya wanna know, hunt him down and ask him why (good luck, info costs beer, you have been warned!)